Sometimes I'm so introverted I'm not even human

~bad jokes, fandoms, pretty pictures, and random stuff~

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

corneliapornelia:

I’m just not over the face he makes here like why

verticaliciouss:

the fact that people still believe Earth only has a population of 7 million worries me

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

(Source: aisforarthur)

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

(Source: nv-misswolfpack)

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

These are not
battle scars.
These are not
proof of survival.
My riddled body is
not
so poetic.
The fact that they
exist
proves I was
very sad and very sick.
The fact that they
are scar tissued
proves I am
progressing.
This was never supposed to be
poetry.
There is
no
romance
in pain.

Michelle K., Truth About Scars. (via michellekpoems)